All-American Family

To appreciate this post, you must understand one thing. When most people hear Aukai's name for the first time, they think there is an "L" in it (Alkai).

With Osama Bin Laden's death came a lot of news about Al-Qaeda. Ashton listened to it intently, and then, in a worried voice, turned to Aukai and said, "Daddy, you're American aren't you?"

Don't worry Ashton. You're father is not being hunted by the American Government.

Of note, this almost topped the time my home teacher was worried that my "Visa" had gone bad. Apparently, he thought I was from Switzerland. Oh yes, I was just as confused as you are.